“Darby is so cute, and look, here comes Jack.” giggles inserted here “He is smelling Jack’s butt!”
“Oh, that’s just how cats say hello. Aren’t you glad you aren’t a cat?”
“Uh, yeah, because that is GROSS?”
“Can you imagine if you had to go to school like that? ‘Ah hello, sniff, sniff.'”
big huge belly laughs inserted here
“Can Darby sleep in my room tonight?”
“Sure, just no smelling butts.”
My bedtime stories are WAY better than yours…:)
Queen of the Universe 
Hah, the joy of children, the comic inspiration,
Sometimes it feels like a whole lotta weirdness but I think they are wicked funny. I am glad you do too!